SIMPLE FRIENDS AND REAL FRIENDS

A simple friend can stand by you when you are right
but a real friend will stand by you even when you are wrong

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls
A real friend doesn't have to

A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news
bulletin on his life

a real friend says, "What's new with you?'
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent

A reak friend says, " You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years.
Get off your duff and do something about it

A simple friend has bever seen you cry
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears

A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names
real friend has their phone numbers in his address book

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean

a simple friend hates it when you call after he ha gone to bed
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems
A real friend wonders about your romantic history

A real friend could be blackmail you with it
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guests

Real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself / herself
A simple friend thinks of the friendship is over when you have an argument

A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after youve had a fight
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them

A real friend expects to always be there for you.!